hello blogger-land

at the request of some very wonderful people (one in particular), and as you, my readers (that's right, all two of you), can see, i have started a blog. now, as a self-proclaimed commitment-phobe i must first warn you all that you should not expect consistent updating. you see, it is my belief that the people who would have the most to write about are too busy doing it to actually be writing about it. this is not to say that i recently have nothing to do, just that i've decided to devote an occasional hour of my life (from sometime between two and four in the morning) to the maintenance of the blog in question. but i digress. i also probably spelled that wrong. that is why for this said entry i shall propose a disclaimer:

warning. the material you are about to read (maybe next week) is not suitable for people who don't already know and love me. for only those eight million will be able to forgive the constant spelling errors and probable obsessiveness that shall comprise my ramblings to come.

my advice? sound stuff out and skim (says my insecure self)....please love me—i—mean—it (says my vulnerable self)....suck it up and die (says my irritable self)....but most of all, read and love because anything i write turns to pure gold (says the happily me self)