the transformation is complete
i have asthma.
i am an official nerd.
i will need a puff of my inhaler when i get too excited playing video games / risk.
my doctor: "smoking marijuana while you are sick and then exerting yourself in dance class must have upset your sensitive lungs"
my dad: "well, i know she said you shouldn't smoke again, but if you wait until you're completely healthy nothing bad will happen..."
cj: "don't worry, my inhaler makes me feel better right away"
martha: "can i have a hit?"
anyone know where i can get a nice pocket protector?

1 Comments:
Funny. For Singer's class, I wrote a brief memoir about my experience with an asthma attack that got me hospitalized.
Technically speaking, however, you might be only a geek, not a nerd. After all, you didn't -try- to acquire ass-mar, did you?
Ah, those paralytic fortnights. (Don't ask.)
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