there's no bathroom in sam's basement; martha's bladder is small
quotes of the evening at pucci's (all acknowledge tracy for her magically convincing combination of puppy dog eyes and cleavage. and i supose rie helped.):
TheFriskyOyster (9:26:10 PM): "sam, maybe you should head over to your dad's house"
(puts on red cowboy boots; rie accessorizes)
STRONgear3 (9:26:47 PM): "...why?" —
STRONgear3 (9:26:50 PM): "tracy" —
STRONgear3 (9:27:06 PM): "why, are people gonna be there before ten?" —
STRONgear3 (9:27:11 PM): "tracy..."
STRONgear3 (9:27:16 PM): "TRACY!?"
...
TheFriskyOyster (9:29:35 PM): "about that whole 10 thing..."
TheFriskyOyster (9:27:48 PM): "people were a little more excited than expected..."
(to cole) "awwww, he's soo cute" —lia
"i know, don't you want one" —rie
(sam's basement)
"huh, it doesn't look like too many people peed on it" —lia
"marry me." —me
"tra—" (falls) "—cy" (gets up) —jean
"just down the block, number 33" —me (points west and walks east)
"but why are you this way?" —jean
"pizza run" —me
...
(phone rings)
"hey, um, what number?" —jean
"mmm cheesey goodness" —martha
(back in the basement)
"woah, benjie, you're eyes are..." (stops and looks around the room) —me
"heh. heh." —benjie
"oh man" (shakes head) —me
"i'm here to be a buzz-kill" —hayley
"you know, by square inch i'm more scared of you than anyone else" —danny
"why, darling?" (batts eyes) —me
"tracy, you are the only person i know who would fill a cup of vodka to the top" —jess
"it has cranberry juice in it too" (gulps) "and hey, i bought that cranberry juice" (gulps) —me
"time for a re-fill, sweetie?" —jess
"uuuhhh yeaaa, pucci, shake it!" —martha
(shakes it) —pucci
"check" —benjie
"check" —will
...
"owwwwwww!" —me
"man, you put out my cigarette with your arm!" —will
(smacks) —me
"kiss it better?" —will
"yeah, put on that space jams soundtrack" —peter
"1, 0...2, 0...3, 0..." —will
"shouldn't hitting the light bulb count for something?" —me
"you guys, i can't see out here" —me "it's really d—" (pucci jumps out)
(screech) —me
"mmmmm, donut pub" —me
"oh man, i'm never getting home" —will

5 Comments:
that last comment was me
-martha
10:28 PM
or maybe it's losers that don't know how to read and thus don't understand the humor?
1:13 AM
Aww man, I gotta start posting drunk quotes
3:35 PM
no you don't, Jaya. I adore Tracy and all, but I avoid these parties because drunken people cause me great ennui.
7:36 PM
drunken people rock my world. except when they vomit....actually, see post.
10:43 PM
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