college. oh man.

what to do at wash u:

-eat cake mix from the box
-see your first shooting star
-watch your special quaker friend turn into the biggest pimp on campus
-BRIGHT GREEN and "happy 18"
-rub a kid's shaved head
-watch people get "sexiled"
-see a pie eating contest
-make the chair of the latin department love you
-party in umrath-1
-take a shot at 4 in the afternoon
-watch a one of your favorite people ever (wink) take a shot
-dance in daylight
-fit 7 people on 2 extra-long twin beds
-see glow in the dark boxers
-scare people out of the hallway
-not eat fried ravioli

....psychiatrists say that patients often "project" their feelings for a person onto their surroundings mistakenly. well fuck that.