assorted quotes from the evening (in slightly impaired chronological order)

"i'm nobody's party slut but my own" —me

"woah, will's wearing jeans" —me

"hi, tracy" —leigh hartman
"hi, leigh hartman" —me

(whispered) "do you wanna take a walk?" —godwin
(yelled) "yeah" —martha

"didn't you go to p.s. 6?" —random guy who went to my elementary school #1
"yeah, who are you?" —me

"yo....don’t step to me bra....you know i only smackedya cuz'm twisted" -john (casting 37 needles to the ground, breaking will's leg, spitting on sofia, and grabbing my ass all in one should-be-slow-motion crash to the carpet)

"can i get one of your shoes?" —guy who looked kinda like keir and stole my cigarettes
(giggled) "um, yeah" —sofia
"can i sew stuff on it? "—guy who looked kinda like keir and sniffed sofia's shoes way to forcefully
"might i embroider them for you?" —will

"hey, can you teach me how to sew so i can make something for sofia?" —guy-who-looked kinda-like-keir's friend

"you sure you don't wanna stay in here with me for a while?" —guy who looked kinda like keir and hit on sofia first
"maybe later..." —me

"didn't you go to p.s. 6?" —random guy who went to my elementary school #2
"yeah, who are you?" —me

"yo, man, lemme pass this" (inhale) "down to this girl right here" (exhale) —peter
...
(stifled cough) —me

"you're really sexy, you know that?" —23-year-old, unbuttoned-shirt-guy who was looking for coke before
"thanks" —me
"i really like your stockings" —23-year-old, unbuttoned-shirt-guy
"thanks" —me
"they'd look better in a pile on my floor" —23-year-old, unbuttoned-shirt-guy who had come in with lottie

"23rd and 6th" —sofia
"ohhhh right!" —me
...
"does your mouth feel dry?" —me