The Frisky Oyster's Greatest Hits, Vol. 1

Parallacks (7:39:12 PM): hello frisky one

CapHaddk (9:10:53 PM): hey hey hey

Parallacks (8:27:38 PM): the wack attack is back
Parallacks (8:40:39 PM): don't you want a parallack attack?

TheFriskyOyster (9:21:32 PM): hey, if this is grant, then it's jill...we met after calc a few days ago
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TheFriskyOyster (9:37:12 PM): why don’t you get into those glow in the dark boxers and come over?

Heathbar92586 (9:11:49 PM): hahaa i have your screen name and i know how to use it

YouLoveMartha (11:24:22 PM): when people say yankees i think of long duck dong in sixteen candles going "no more yanky my wanky!"
YouLoveMartha (11:24:25 PM): is that wrong?

TheFriskyOyster (12:07:42 AM): your mom's a floser
WcKd12 (12:07:44 AM): i'll flose ur mom next time she comes over

TheFriskyOyster (11:21:37 PM): im getting an A in calc
Angelo di Perla (11:22:15 PM): and you can't add

TheFriskyOyster (12:39:47 AM): i know what you're picturing....
Parallacks (12:40:00 AM): yeah you do
Parallacks (12:40:03 AM): XXXXXXX XXXXX doing it
TheFriskyOyster (12:40:07 AM): EWWWW
Parallacks (12:40:09 AM): hahahaha
Parallacks (12:40:13 AM): you're so easy
*a select portion has been censored*

julieC7 (7:49:40 PM): it's from starbucks
julieC7 (7:49:52 PM): they basically overpricedly manufacture my diahrrea

Parallacks (12:22:20 AM): I DON'T CARE
Parallacks (12:22:24 AM): CAPS LOCK!!!

TheFriskyOyster (12:07:43 AM): way to take advantange of someone who's in love with you...
Angelo di Perla (12:08:10 AM): I learn from the best
TheFriskyOyster (12:08:51 AM): why, thank you

jeferman (3:45:13 AM): should that really be parenthetical?
TheFriskyOyster (3:45:29 AM): i'm not sure....but they look pretty
jeferman (3:45:46 AM): [i'm gonna start using brackets]

Parallacks (12:07:11 AM): how are you so overachiever one minute and so slacker the next

julieC7 (11:58:53 PM): yea... the one who wasn't zach
julieC7 (11:58:57 PM): and wasn't white trash
julieC7 (11:59:02 PM): one kid was bona fide white trash
julieC7 (11:59:14 PM): he had tattoes and two pierced nipples
julieC7 (11:59:27 PM): and i wanted to drink hawain punch with him
julieC7 (11:59:39 PM): and he wore an actual wife beater
julieC7 (11:59:46 PM): like that he will beat his wife in when he grows up
julieC7 (12:00:05 AM): but yea i hooked up with the one who just dumped bonnie

barbarescooo (10:32:29 PM): i love romance
barbarescooo (10:32:32 PM): im gonna go eat

Rage fanatic8 (9:49:34 PM): i have beaten you in hearts in like 3 days, this is troubling me

TheFriskyOyster (12:08:28 AM): you're so mean
WcKd12 (12:08:35 AM): ur so tiny!

TheFriskyOyster (1:24:57 AM): salami or cake?
Angelo di Perla (1:25:26 AM): cake
Angelo di Perla (1:25:31 AM): no, salami, THEN cake

Rage fanatic8 (7:43:09 PM): yeah no, i can't see it, so you can write BENJIE LOVES GAY PORN and i won't know

I z z y D55 (8:37:12 PM): i'm hungry
I z z y D55 (8:37:14 PM): so hungry
TheFriskyOyster (8:38:32 PM): i just ate
I z z y D55 (8:38:40 PM): so did i!

Parallacks (12:21:35 AM): I'm listening to when its over by sugar ray (again)
Parallacks (12:21:46 AM): so I'm basically a woman

philbert886 (9:47:24 PM): say hi to cole for me
philbert886 (9:47:32 PM): ooohh...pinch his cheek
philbert886 (9:47:33 PM): yes!!

TheFriskyOyster (5:38:27 PM): but it was awesome....i’m adding all these bits about making hermia a total tease
TheFriskyOyster (5:38:41 PM): so pretty much i’m trying to turn hermia into me...

YouLoveMartha (6:23:19 PM): mmmmm, cole gilson rosenthal
YouLoveMartha (6:23:29 PM): when you turn 18, i will deflower you
Parallacks (6:26:12 PM): 18?
Parallacks (6:26:24 PM): whats the hold up?

WcKd12 (12:19:35 AM): we'll hang out like evan d during a porn selection

TheFriskyOyster (6:57:17 PM): i’m eating so much out of nervousness
YouLoveMartha (6:57:34 PM): calories tonight dont count
YouLoveMartha (6:57:42 PM): just like on christmas
YouLoveMartha (6:57:44 PM): and thanksgiving
YouLoveMartha (6:57:49 PM): and any day whne you have your period

TheFriskyOyster (12:25:33 AM): haha cj doing laundry
Parallacks (12:25:48 AM): just as sexy as you think

TheFriskyOyster (12:47:45 AM): the only other one i needed was sue
Angelo di Perla (12:47:31 AM): right cause you already have mrs. meyer
TheFriskyOyster (12:47:45 AM): yup
TheFriskyOyster (12:47:55 AM): which is exactly why i couldnt do mr. meyer
Angelo di Perla (12:48:26 AM): you WISH you could do mr. meyer

NightVampire2 (10:42:01 PM): drama drama drama

WcKd12 (12:16:12 AM): seriously i'm still finding styrofoam in all my orifices
WcKd12 (12:16:49 AM): i drowned in an old pillow in styrofoam cuz will curley smokes too much crack
WcKd12 (12:17:05 AM): i'm losing it.........CONTROL ME, SMACK-better

YouLoveMartha (4:44:00 PM): hahah i can imagine a conversation:
YouLoveMartha (4:44:10 PM): tracy's mom: tracy, i love you so much dumpling darling sweetie pie
YouLoveMartha (4:44:18 PM): tracy: BITCH GO GET ME MY IR BOOK
YouLoveMartha (4:44:20 PM): AND SOME CHICKEN

Rage fanatic8 (9:27:47 PM): gotta go, i have more fishnets to try on

Parallacks (12:38:07 AM): you're a cutey at heart
Parallacks (12:38:29 AM): but you get bored once in a while

TheFriskyOyster (12:02:26 AM): entertain me
crayolarabbit (12:02:57 AM): uh... [does a little dance]
crayolarabbit (12:03:02 AM): [makes a little love]
crayolarabbit (12:03:05 AM): [gets down tonight]

TheFriskyOyster (2:16:05 AM): wanna tuck me in?
Parallacks (2:17:08 AM): which phone would you prefer

jeferman (3:48:00 AM): nighty night

CapHaddk (9:14:34 PM): naaaaaaaaaaaawwwww