6 saved messages

1. "hel-lo its me, um, i'm just making sure you woke up 'cuz i never called back, and hopefully your not asleep, like, right now, 'cuz its four o'clock...and that would be bad. er, wanted to call but uhhhh yea call me about...stuff...yea, i'll see you maybe-today maybe...hopefully...alright, see ya."

2. "mother-fucking-bitch-hoe-bag, um way to not call me during your whole escapade, i know you were thinking about me while you were having sex w/ cj and that's really cool, but you still could have, like, called me afterwards or some—that's really gross im not continuing that...anyways call me when you get this message...it's sofia...obviously...and i'm really mad that you never called me and i want to go to the san-jenero fair and i want you to come with me *coughs* and i'm dying...and i wanna tell youuu...all the cool stuff i did while you were gone...which really wasn't anything at all, butanyways okaybye"

3. "um, you're tiny but you're a big-ass bitch for not calling, and i'm gonna kick your ass—it's called midget kickboxing, 'cuz i'm gonna kick you...i'm just kidding, i love you...but seriously, call me 'cuz—did you sleep with cj? because that'd be funny because...just it is...because you got ass at college before being in college—anyway, i love you and ill talk to you later, bye."

4. "hey man, um, got your message um, and i called back—it's like two o'clock here and its three o'clock, uuh, your time—and thought it was from jess's cell phone but then i called—then i guess i called her house, but no one picked up...but it still mighta rang...so that's bad...anyway, um, we went to a midnight showing of the shining on the loop. it was awesome and very scary...you wouldda loved it...and i miss you already...so call me whenever—i'll talk to you tomorrow, see-ya."

5. "hey hey hey it's rabinowitz yo! give me a call yo! naaaawwwwwww...or not—i don't know what that last thing was...but it was something weird—give me a call my number is XXX XXXX, 212 XXX XXXX. seeyalater bye.

6. "um, three things: *ahem* 1, you have to call me because i wanna go out; 2, rie wants to use you for your house 3, SAT IIs suck; and 4, there's a penis in your ear."


just keep calling.