"congratulations the class of 2005" —bo

"isn't that harry down there?" —me

"we're going to emerald's!" —ben

"i wanna see ids of everyone at the bar" —bartender
"here" —me
"yessss" —my head

"mmm so-co" —me and lia

"what to you think of my shoes?" —dan manian

"hey" —jeff
"hey jeff" —me
(i go to take a sip of my drink)
...
"he just disappeared" —dan

"tracy i'm beating you" —martha
"who martha?" —me
...
"ewwwwwwww" —everyone in the 5 block radius

"i mean, everyone would be welcome" —me
"except her" —me

"come here lia" —me
...
"woaaaah" —bart

"dance party without music!" —sofia
(dances) —me, sofia, dan hern, james

(hides along the side of the wall and peers head around the corner to see if some one's coming) —me
"boo" —jeff

(scoping out a potential climb) "it's doable. but dirty" —jeff

"ooo garbage men" —jeff
...
"anyone want a vase or some envelopes?" —jeff

"do you think if i hooked up with all the lifers that those two would be okay?" —martha

"please please please come back upstairs" —voice of phillip on martha's phone

"do you think i could just use your bathroom" —me
"sure" —guy cleaning up the bar that had been closed for hours
"do you think i could have a drink?" —me
"corona okay?" —guy

"hey martha, for our 13 years, let's make out" —eww #3
(takes picture) —ben

"hey martha, i don't care that you just hooked up with some one else, let's make out" —implied eww #1
(takes picture) —ben

"what are you smiling about, jeff manian?" —me

(spotting martha and phillip 4 doors ahead) "shall we stall?" —jeff
"or try to scare them?" —me

(throbbing in pain) —my feet

"6 am joe's" —jeff

"feta omelet" —phillip
"frech toast and bacon" —jeff
"fruit salad" —me
...
"goddamn i'm gonna have the worst heartburn after this. i can feel it already" —phillip
"i'm gonna get some tums or some rolaids and eat the entire package" —phillip
"even the wrapper?" —jeff

"huh" —jeff
...
"huh" —jeff
...
"huh" —jeff

"excuse me, it's 8.00, we're getting ready to water this grass now" —park staff
"i think it's officially time for bed" —me

"good night" —me
"good morning" —jeff
"oh goddamnit" —me