a two day birthday

"happy birthday" —sofia
"eeeeee!!!" —me

"so then the two holes meet in the middle of the apple..." —my dad
(holds ears) —me
"don't say i never taught you anything" —dad

"dude i need to buy lotto tickets" —me
(mr. meyer turns around)
"i swear i'm not a gambling addict. it's my birthday" —me

"mmm honey shrimp asparamaki" —me, martha, rie, dad and jennifer
"shuushi riice" —addie
"gurgle" —cole

"yayy strawberry shortcake" —shortcake -hayley +rie +philip

"happy birthday" —evan (covered in shaving cream dancing)
"open your present" —jonah, ben, evan, bart, and dan
...
"it's shaving cream" —martha
"hold the exits open. i'll throw it. we'll lock them out" —me
...
(throws it at jonah's face) —me
"ruuuuuuun" —lia
...
"go home now!" —rachel

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the majority of the songs on hot fuss and a few i didn't know —the killers
"eeeeeee" —me

"yea, i'll come down and get you" —me
"umm, we're already upstairs" —davtay

"hey, katie, this is cj" —me
"hey, wow, he's really cute. dude, your boyfriend's a catch" —katie
"he's hot" —katie's friend
(to cj)
"you're hot" —katie's friend
"yea, you so are" —katie
"why thank you. i know." —cj
(clears throat) —me

[together
"tracy, tracy, we're stuck in the elevator and i don't know what to do" —martha
(elevator alarm rings)
"please, try and keep it down" —61
"tracy, i'm freaking out. the door won't open" (hyperventilates) —martha
(elevator alarm rings)
"you just have to keep control of what's going on" —61
"tracy, bart just took off his pants, i'm freaking out, and i don't know what to do, tracy, there are 11 people in here and it's so hot, and tracy, i don't know what to do" —martha
(door opens on 4th floor)

"here tracy this is for you" —danny and jeff
(i take out beer and gay porn from a plastic bag)
"the beer is from me" —danny
"yea, what, that's right" —jeff

"maybe if no one talks to ---- he'll leave" —martha

"tracy come here. do you know what this is?" —molly
(vlad, molly, sofia, tanya, jeff, ben, and julia are standing in a circle)
"it's 11th grade history! we need to get a picture" —molly
"ooo call over martha and david and kick out tanya, vlad and sofia and we'll have IR" —julia

"hey, fuckers whom i don't know, get your asses off my water tower. i wouldn't give a shit if you die, but i'd get in trouble" —me

"why are we all here" —martha
"yea, why did you call me away" —sofia
"i was in the mood for highlighting" —me
"oooo" —lia

"where the fuck are you get your dumb ass over here" —me
"we're downstairs" -alex
...
"dude, they are the weird college guys who come to high school parties" —martha
"but for that they'd have to be trying to get on the girls" —rie

"my drunk level is 5, my high level is a 3, so together they're a 9" —martha

"dude, who was that kid who just left with peter" —will
"my dad" —me

(crash)
"dude it wasn't me, it was claudia" —jessie
...
"it was not my fault, it was jessie" —claudia
...
"i swear that was there already" —jessie
...
"time for some duct tape" —philip
"just find a meteor fragment" —jeff
"do you think it'll rain anytime soon?" —me
(jeff investigates)

"dude, i'm stealing your girlfriend" —philip
(indifferent gesture) —cj

"where are my shoes" —bart
(laughs maniacally) —pucci
...
"warmer...warmer...pretty hot...colder" —molly
"ooo can i play?" —sofia

"jeff, climb up there and record them with this" —zeke
(climbs like a friggin monkey) —jeff

"wait, what about nestor and amelia playing house over there?" —me
"i say we leave them" —philip

"happy birthday" —cj