The Frisky Oyster's Greatest Hits, Vol. 2

Tuning von Spork (9:44:54 PM): tracy? I'd like you to know that my heart's in overdrive and you're behind the steering wheel.

YouLoveMartha (9:18:29 PM): groin groin groin groin groin
YouLoveMartha (9:18:38 PM): crotch crotch crotch crotch crotch
YouLoveMartha (9:19:02 PM): i am not studying latin la la la la la
YouLoveMartha (9:19:15 PM): and i need you to come and affirm the non-studying la la la la la
TheFriskyOyster (9:42:43 PM): haven't started
YouLoveMartha (9:43:03 PM): yes
YouLoveMartha (9:43:04 PM): thats my girl
TheFriskyOyster (9:43:38 PM): haha
TheFriskyOyster (9:43:49 PM): you only like me b/c i make you feel good about not doing work
YouLoveMartha (9:44:28 PM): dude, you know thats not true
YouLoveMartha (9:44:32 PM): i like you for your ass

TheFriskyOyster (8:05:03 PM): what’s up?
Parallacks (8:05:27 PM): umm not much
Parallacks (8:05:33 PM): just the biggest event in college life
Parallacks (8:05:36 PM): the o.c. is on

Philbert867 (9:16:33 PM): did you see heather today?
TheFriskyOyster (9:16:51 PM): yea..in latin...why?
Philbert867 (9:17:15 PM): did she look like some one who has gotten over benjie?

Angelo di Perla (7:58:39 PM): fuck law
TheFriskyOyster (7:58:51 PM): word!
TheFriskyOyster (7:58:55 PM): fuck the law!
TheFriskyOyster (7:58:59 PM): or the class....because that would make sense....

JulieC7 (9:15:52 PM): it's mad classay
JulieC7 (9:16:33 PM): there was a bathroom attendant and everything
JulieC7 (9:17:15 PM): i was like "hey bathroom attendant"

TheFriskyOyster (12:26:11 AM): =(
TheFriskyOyster (12:26:29 AM): you're not paying all your attention to me and it makes me sad
Parallacks (12:26:43 AM): ok I'm all yours

Angelo di Perla (6:34:19 PM): I think that was still my having a crush on Tracy phase.
TheFriskyOyster (6:34:35 PM): are you sure you're over that?
Angelo di Perla (6:35:00 PM): well, I figured now we're official.

TheFriskyOyster (11:21:14 PM): jesus david.
CaeruleusSolaris (11:21:19 PM): Moses Tracy.

TheFriskyOyster (1:06:21 AM): so you want a gf?
ElvenSniper (1:06:26 AM): yea
TheFriskyOyster (1:06:38 AM): awww
TheFriskyOyster (1:06:41 AM): sorta gay
TheFriskyOyster (1:06:43 AM): but awww
ElvenSniper (1:06:56 AM): not many people say gay
ElvenSniper (1:06:59 AM): they dont like it
ElvenSniper (1:07:05 AM): fuckin PC bastards
TheFriskyOyster (1:08:01 AM): well its not bad when i do it
TheFriskyOyster (1:08:16 AM): i dont use gay as in "ew, homework is gay"
TheFriskyOyster (1:08:54 AM): i use it as in “you want a girl, you are gay”

Rage fanatic8 (10:46:05 PM): okay, i'll try not to as much of a big deutschebag

Heathbar92586 (9:31:49 PM): lets not do the latin and say we both got in some sort of accident
Heathbar92586 (9:31:57 PM): with a roll-a-dex
Heathbar92586 (9:32:40 PM): or — an automatic letter-folder
TheFriskyOyster (9:38:35 PM): i'm thinking next time we put in a bananna
Heathbar92586 (9:38:51 PM): or audrey's FACE

Parallacks (7:43:59 PM): you skipped the whole day didn't you?

TheFriskyOyster (4:10:55 PM): and the math skills turn me on....like no joke
TheFriskyOyster (4:11:16 PM): i wanna be his best friend
TheFriskyOyster (4:11:21 PM): and have all his babies
CapHaddk (9:37:02 PM): just take him to the wall tracy, just take him to the wall!

TheFriskyOyster (4:54:00 PM): sam guess what im thinking
STRONgear3 (4:54:12 PM): same thing that i am

Parallacks (10:18:16 PM): liking eminem is selling out
TheFriskyOyster (10:18:51 PM): you can't tell anyone
TheFriskyOyster (10:19:01 PM): oh, i also really like biggie smalls
TheFriskyOyster (10:19:15 PM): his voice makes me want to take off my clothes
TheFriskyOyster (10:19:26 PM): i dont know why

YouLoveMartha (10:14:33 PM): not the dark room, that is so done
TheFriskyOyster (10:14:48 PM): costume closet
YouLoveMartha (10:14:48 PM): definitely need to hook up in the costume closet
YouLoveMartha (10:14:52 PM): yeahhhh same wavelength
TheFriskyOyster (10:14:55 PM): hahahaha
YouLoveMartha (10:14:56 PM): dirty minds think alike

Jeferman (9:42:37 PM): you're fab

TheFriskyOyster (12:37:39 AM): ....i'm still here
TheFriskyOyster (12:37:44 AM): just hiding from evan
Parallacks (12:39:30 AM): ha what is he doing
TheFriskyOyster (12:40:17 AM): IMing me
Parallacks (12:40:44 AM): ya I hate when he does that shit!

Angelo di Perla (12:26:13 AM): tracy, you rock my socks

TheFriskyOyster (9:55:37 PM): damn garney...i couldn't convince him to extend the lab during pillow talk last night
Jeferman (9:55:57 PM): ...pillow... talk....

YouLoveMartha (11:10:44 PM): just think about the word groin or gonad
YouLoveMartha (11:10:50 PM): they're sure to cheer you up

Lilswtpea16 (10:46:07 PM): did you hear bout hayley?
Lilswtpea16 (10:46:13 PM): tee hee

YouLoveMartha (10:48:49 PM): alkjuiqpouopiqwr!

Angelo di Perla (6:22:05 PM): Donovan is my favorite person ever.
TheFriskyOyster (6:23:54 PM): besides me right?
Angelo di Perla (6:24:02 PM): obviously.
Angelo di Perla (6:24:17 PM): besides, you're my favorite deity, not person.
Angelo di Perla (6:26:25 PM): so I get out of the whole eternal torture and brimstone and whatnot, right?

TheFriskyOyster (8:45:54 PM): maybe this is why i cant diet and have fat arms
YouLoveMartha (8:46:04 PM): hahahahha dont ever lose your fat arms
YouLoveMartha (8:46:06 PM): pleaaase
TheFriskyOyster (8:46:19 PM): they are so fat
TheFriskyOyster (8:46:26 PM): have you looked at them lately?
TheFriskyOyster (8:46:45 PM): when i turn to the side you can't see my body or my boobs
TheFriskyOyster (8:46:49 PM): just chubb
...
YouLoveMartha (8:47:40 PM): girls look hot with chub
YouLoveMartha (8:48:14 PM): a chubby belly is basically like a super hot, super big, third boob
YouLoveMartha (8:48:23 PM): you can't go wrong with it
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TheFriskyOyster (8:49:17 PM): i need go on a diet
TheFriskyOyster (8:49:32 PM): or just chew on food and spit it out
YouLoveMartha (8:49:37 PM): yes that is better
YouLoveMartha (8:49:47 PM): we should do the chew and spit out diet
YouLoveMartha (8:49:53 PM): and just spit food all over the stu

JulieC7 (6:17:45 PM): he wrote "donovan is a sex machine <3 Julie" on the board
JulieC7 (6:17:51 PM): and then was like "donovan come look at this"
JulieC7 (6:18:03 PM): and i was laying on the desk really suggestively at the time
JulieC7 (6:20:31 PM): not wearing underwear
TheFriskyOyster (6:24:20 PM): i doubt he knew that part...

Parallacks (12:26:31 AM): just you ain't really a candy bar type of girl
TheFriskyOyster (12:26:39 AM): what am i then?
Parallacks (12:26:47 AM): ...

TheFriskyOyster (10:43:38 PM): i cant find my cd
TheFriskyOyster (10:43:44 PM): its making me upset
I z z y D55 (10:44:01 PM): sorry
I z z y D55 (10:44:04 PM): i had sex though

NightVampire2 (11:12:55 PM): you WILL die
TheFriskyOyster (11:13:25 PM): someday, yes
(pause)
NightVampire2 (11:14:07 PM): touche

CapHaddk (9:22:39 PM): i should blog about you
TheFriskyOyster (9:23:01 PM): uhhh...

Angelo di Perla (6:30:19 PM): I bet if you tried you could get away with not doing it.
TheFriskyOyster (6:30:35 PM): how so?
Angelo di Perla (6:31:52 PM): Oh Donovan, OMG, I left it at home / I couldn't print it out / I wanna bang you / my computer has gone totally schizto / my little baby brother had to go to the hospital
...
TheFriskyOyster (6:40:47 PM): boo, english is wack....i'm gonna get some salami

I z z y D55 (10:54:04 PM): mmm danny
YouLoveMartha (10:54:49 PM): martha say mmmm, lard
YouLoveMartha (10:54:55 PM): i mean... mmmm remi

Parallacks (10:32:02 PM): ok worky time
Parallacks (10:32:05 PM): and eaty time
Parallacks (10:32:11 PM): peacey time
Parallacks (10:32:47 PM): laters gaters

TheFriskyOyster (1:19:29 AM): i wov you
philbert886 (1:19:34 AM): i wov you too